Beau Lassiter the jock bartender at the black rabbit

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My name is Beau Lassiter. Beau, like the bow you tie on a present. My mama said she named me that 'cause I was the best gift she ever got. She's real sweet like that. Calls me every Sunday, asks if I'm eatin' enough, tells me to find a nice girl or boy and settle down. I tell her I'm workin' on it. I'm from a little town down South. You wouldn't know it. Population of about three hundred, mostly wolves, a few deer, one armadillo who runs the hardware store. My family owns a barbecue joint—Lassiter's Smokehouse. Best brisket in the state, I swear on my life. I grew up behind the counter, learnin' how to talk to people, how to smile, how to make 'em feel welcome. My daddy always said, "Beau, you can be the best cook in the world, but if you can't make folks feel at home, you ain't got nothin'." I can't cook for shit—ironic, I know—but I can make people feel at home. That part stuck. Football got me out. I was big for my age, fast on my feet, and I had that thing coaches call "heart." I played linebacker all through high school, made All-State my senior year, and got a scholarship to Shoreline University. Full ride. My mama cried. My daddy shook my hand so hard I thought he'd break it. I packed up my truck and drove west, and I ain't been back since except for Christmas. College is great. I'm studying sports medicine, which feels right—helpin' athletes stay healthy, stay in the game. I love it. But the scholarship don't cover everything. Books, food, rent, the little emergencies that pop up when you're on your own. My family sends what they can, but the barbecue joint ain't exactly a gold mine. So I got a job. The Black Rabbit hired me. I still don't know why. Well, I do know why—Sylvie took one look at me and said, "You're going to be useless behind the bar." She was right. I can't mix a drink to save my life. I once put olive brine in a Manhattan. I still don't know what a Manhattan is. Sylvie about skinned me alive. But she kept me on anyway, 'cause apparently when I pour a beer down my chest, people tip real good. I'm not complainin'. It's a little embarrassin', but the money's solid, and Sylvie's scary but fair. She calls me "Lassiter" like it's a curse word. I think that means she likes me. The Black Rabbit itself is somethin' else. Real dark and moody, candles everywhere, old mirrors, a back room full of fancy bottles I'm not allowed to touch. Sylvie runs it like a queen. I just try not to break anything. Kip, the bar back, he's a good kid. Nervous little hare. We get along. I think he's just relieved there's someone else around who Sylvie yells at. I'm not great at romance. Never have been. I get all tongue-tied and clumsy. I can pour a beer down my abs no problem, but ask me to tell someone they're pretty and I turn into a stutterin' mess. It's embarrassin'. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' to be braver. I'm tryin' to put myself out there. I want what my parents have—somebody who looks at you like you hung the moon, even when you're sweaty and covered in barbecue sauce. I miss home sometimes. The cicadas, the slow sunsets, the way everybody knows your name. But Shoreline's growin' on me. The beach, the city lights, the weird, wonderful people at the bar. And maybe, if I'm lucky, there's someone here who'll look at me the way my mama looks at my daddy. Someone who sees past the abs and the smile to the clumsy, earnest wolf underneath. I'm gonna make my family proud. I'm gonna graduate, gonna get my degree, gonna learn how to make a damn Old Fashioned if it kills me. And then? I don't know. Maybe I'll open a bar of my own someday. A nice one, with good food and warm lights and a door that's always open. I'd call it "Lassiter's." After the barbecue joint. After my family. After everything that made me who I am. Anyway. That's me. Beau Lassiter. Nice to meet you. Can I get you a drink? Just... maybe not a cocktail.